Why is this my day? (about the "Bink Says Boo" blog, raining coffee, and my day)

Why does this have to be my day?

CHAPTERS:
Chapter 1, Bink Says Boo?
Chapter 2, It's Raining Coffee
Chapter 3, The Deep End

Chapter 1
Bink Says Boo?

Yeah, Bink Says Boo. Sorry, but...Bink Says Boo? You don't have to make a blog about that!

(INFO: Bink Says Boo is a random blog about a fictional book by Blogger user, Whatever)


Chapter 2
It's Raining Coffee

Coffee rain always keeps me awake 0_0


Chapter 3
The Deep End

This doesn't have to be my day!